<?php
/**
 * Back
 * @params array $args - Array of arguments: text is only used argument.
 * @return string $ret
 * 
 * This is a really stupid way to return the string "back soon" or some other string because why would anyone ever do this.  Seriously.
 *
 */
class Back {
  public function soon($args) {
    $string = (string)($args["text"]?$args["text"]:"back soon");
    $ret = $string;
    return $ret;
  }
}

$back = new Back();
$args = array("text"=>"Back Soon",
             );
print "<h1>".$back->soon($args)."</h1>";